I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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