Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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