this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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