Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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