Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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