Sry I called you an 8
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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