Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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