How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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