benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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