your room smells of hookers.
And success
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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