What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
When are your genitals available?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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