whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This girl is more easily done than said...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I feel like death gave me a hand job
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
