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say what?
wanna hang out?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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