I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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