I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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