try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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