i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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