sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You ate ashes out of my bong
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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