I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I think I am morally bankrupt
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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