So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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