She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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