used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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