Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
