i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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