Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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