she was so not down for the gang bang
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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