Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
