Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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