oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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