Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Randomize
