Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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