I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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