you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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