I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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