So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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