remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My liver just had a heart attack.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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