I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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