i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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