sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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