im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
