I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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