I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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