you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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