She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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