But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Two words: nipple clamps
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