at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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