and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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