Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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