oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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