the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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